On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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