i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All the doctor said was why
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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