I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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