i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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