Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I am naked and annoyed.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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