Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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