He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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