He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
third nipple confirmed
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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