i don't like sucking hair
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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