didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
