I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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