She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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