why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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