its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
