you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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