is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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