Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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