Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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