I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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