Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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