yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
