There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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