Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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