Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
If that was your dad, he is hot
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
