Life is so much better after having sex.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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