That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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