i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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