You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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