Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
false alarm. still invincible.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
