She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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