I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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