is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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