Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
