OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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