? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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