have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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