She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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