I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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