i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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