Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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