Having a random hookup so left but love u
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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