You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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