I can't watch pbs sober anymore
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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