"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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