addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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