I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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