you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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