I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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