no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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