She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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