There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
