The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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