Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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