dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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